Thoughts of a twenty-something year old

I wish my bedroom looked like all the others on Pinterest.

I feel a bit sick....yep must be pregnant.

Why is my hair doing that annoying thing again?

I have nothing in my wardrobe...

...but somehow I still can't fit everything in my suitcase.

How do other girls create that sexy messy hair look? Mine either looks too neat or like a fluff ball.

Nobody will notice how disgusting my favourite shoes are...I'll carry on wearing them until there are holes in the soles.

I definitely don't have too many stripy T-shirts.

I will definitely wear this draw full of crop tops one day.

I'm fat.

I wonder if my boyfriend will judge me for eating this chocolate bar.

This time i'm going to be really careful and not smudge my nail varnish.

I'm starting to worry the staff at the Chinese know my order before i've spoken.

I would go for a run but I only washed my hair this morning.

Where have all my hair grips gone?

I can't wait to take my bra off.

Why is Miranda Kerr so perfect?

Oh great, someone else is pregnant/engaged/getting married.

I've just spent HOW MUCH in Boots?

How do girls wear red lipstick? I look like a clown.

I really deserve this pizza...it's been a long day.

There's no point losing weight until I've had children.

Why does my baking never turn out like Mary Berry's?

I've not taken a photo for Instagram in nearly a week but nothing in my life is pretty enough to take a photo of.

I have no money.

Why does my makeup disappear the moment I step out the front door?

I reeeally need to wash my makeup brushes.

I hope my mum doesn't find out about my overdraft.

I hope my future husband likes the baby names I already have chosen.

Why are my eyebrows so uneven?